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Goddess II – Episode 2
[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning] Leticia (banging on bathroom door): Hey!!!! Have you got all your things ready? The bellhop will be here for…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2018 AFLW Round 1
Now that that bullshit the delicious Schadenfreude is over with, it’s time to get into the REAL sports in this world. The AFLW season started…
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Your “Wait, there’s no football today?” Saturday Morning Soccer Open Thread
As sad as it may seem, there is only one game left in the NFL season and it is not today. It’s time to…
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Goddess II – Episode 1
[The Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, aka The 10] balls: So, we’re actually meeting the girls in Vegas?!? tWBS: Yeah sorry. It was supposed to…
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2017 Quotables – Pro Bowl (Submissions)
Sorry folks, park’s closed. Moose outside should have told you. As you may have surmised, this is not Blax. Well, it is, but it’s…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2018 Season Kickoff!
Now that the NFL off-season is here, it’s time to move on to worthier pursuits. I speak, of course, of AFL, AFLW, and AFLX.…
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Your “Dogfart Invades Europe 2” for Best Foreign Non-Feature AVN Awards Show Nominees
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow’s Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year’s nominees for the AVN…
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Goddess II – Prologue
Last Season, on the Goddess Chronicles…. balls leans in to look at the dashboard of this new girl’s car, just as tWBS has…
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Welcome to the DFO Off-season!!
Another NFL year is in the books, but fear not, dear reader, for we have plenty of #content to keep you amused and occupied…
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies V
tWBS: So here we are again. It’s gonna be tough to top last time, ya know. Balls: Shut the fuck up, Donny!!! tWBS: You…