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MLB Opening Day Reflections on NFL Team Names
First of all, why the hell is there interleague play on the first day of the season? That’s the kind of dumb move I…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Nobody Likes a Dry Barrel
Coming on the heels of SonOfSpam doing a great job filling in for our resident Cicerone, make it snow, you were probably all looking…
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Mock YEAH!
It has been less than two weeks since Super Bowl Sunday, which means you may be Jones-ing for some serious NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE action.…
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NFL Heroes
As we all know, getting old sucks. You have to pay bills, everything randomly hurts, it takes longer both to get drunk and to…
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NFL Fan Drunkenness News OR How Do We Stop Worrying and Get Sponsored By a Breathalyzer?
Apparently BACtrack (sidenote: AWESOME name for a company) has been collecting blood alcohol content data on NFL gamedays and analyzing which fans are drunkest.…
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Bears Bye Week Update: In the Deep Deep Woods
Hey, gang, lots has changed since the experts here at Ye Olde Flying Doore made a bunch of predictions about our favorite teams before…
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Fans in the Woods: 2015 Chicago Bears Preview
2015 DFO Chicago Bears Preview A Conversation Between Cuntler and BrettFavresColonoscopy, moderated by Jeff Joniak Jeff Joniak: Hey there, sports fans, welcome to the…