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Your No Mess-i Champions League Wednesday Open Thread
Work with me. It’s a difficult time for us culés. And no, that’s not a word associated with yummy juicy asses although I could…
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Your Young Boys in Europe Tuesday Champions League Open Thread
As this post publishes, it is halftime in Wankdorf as DFO’s adopted team, Young Boys, are taking on the Batmen of Valencia. If you…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread
Yes, we are back! The International Break is over and the leagues are back in action and oh kids have we got a full…
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Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares
After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They’ve been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and…
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Your NLCS Game 3 Open Thread
/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon Balls: WHAT? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF? Balls: WYTAW? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What…
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AFL Beat 2018 Grand Final Recap
On Friday night’s Open Thread, we had a good time commenting on the Grand Final as it happened. Luckily for us, we got ourselves…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread!
It’s my turn again and this time we have a FULL slate of games and there are some really good ones on today! Without…
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A Bet’s a Bet – Your Friday Evening Open Thread
No doubt, you are all in the middle of watching the pre-Grand Final festivities on the Watch AFL app. Remember that First Bounce is…
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Boots on the Ground! Things to do in Denver When you’re Drunk. Part 1 – The Full Mile High
A couple of weeks ago I took my annual, “Well shit I have to use up some vacation time” vacation. I’m a big baseball…
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AFL Beat 2018 Finals Week 3
Boys and girls, I’m not going to lie to you. There are certain times that, despite all the bullshit and all the stupidity and…