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The San Diego Padres Make History!
Last night, the San Diego Padres made history by being the first team ever to be held scoreless through 27 consecutive innings (3 full…
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Roger Goodell Has A Quiet Day At The Office
345 Park Avenue, New York [Roger Goodell is sitting alone in his office in a massive black leather desk chair, humming the NFL Red…
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Zooper Bol “L” Pre-dick-toons: Charlie Kelly
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Marcus Mariota Visits Golden Gate Park
[Marcus Mariota walks alone through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, California. He seems to have a confused look on his face, as he…
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Fun with Dean Spanos: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA
Late last night, 3 teams officially filed for relocation to Los Angeles: The Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers and St. Louis Rams. All 3…
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The San Diego Bye Week Report: A Fantastic Journey (To Last Place/Angeles)
[Deep within a hospital, a patient lies prone, still, and hooked up to many medical devices and machines that whirr, beep, and occasionally print…
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DFO Meetup – Karl Strauss, Costa Mesa
Earlier this year, my good friend was hired by Karl Strauss as one of their Brewers. Many years ago he home-brewed, where he produced…
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Marcus Mariota Takes a Midnight Stroll
[Late at night, Marcus Mariota walks alone through a suburban park just outside of Nashville, Tennessee. He seems to constantly be looking over his…
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Elaina Watley Sends a Group Text
Elaina Watley: That cheating bastard! I’ll show him! [Phone Flies Open] Morris Claiborne: Oh, ha ha ha! Very fucking funny!
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Kirk Cousins Visits A Subway
[WASHINGTON D.C., SUBWAY INTERIOR] Sandwich Architect: Hey man, don’t you think it’s about time we took down that RGIII cardboard cutout we’ve got by…