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Colin Kaepernick Makes A Tough Decision
2 WEEKS AGO – INTERIOR – COLIN KAEPERNICK’S BAY AREA HOME [COLIN KAEPERNICK is on the phone with his AGENT and is clearly very…
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A Perfectly Cromulent San Diego Chargers 2016 Season Preview
(This preview has been brought to you by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, Old School Zero, and sunrisesunrise) Keenan Allen: Damn. This shit…
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Is Jim Caldwell Really A Pokémon In Disguise? A [DFO] Investigation
Not a lot is known about Jim Caldwell. For example, we have seen him coach at both the professional as well as collegiate levels…
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Request Line: Top of the Class
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio station employees stand in the production booth, obviously upset and arguing over something. STATION MANAGER:…
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A Year Ago: KSK in Memoriam
A year ago today, KSK Smelled Us Later, Forever. It’s hard to think it’s been so long, or even so short sometimes, but I…
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Your “Do You Want to Know the Terrifying Truth…?” Open Thread
Good evening, folks. Beerguyrob is enjoying a much needed vacation this week from preparing your open threads. I am Low Commander of the Super…
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Halted NFL Product Endorsements
With 69 days until the NFL season starts, it’s time to get back to focusing on what’s important in football: #brands Through extensive research,…
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Hillary Clinton Gets a New Campaign Adviser
[BROOKLYN, NEW YORK: HILLARY CLINTON’S CAMPAIGN OFFICE HEADQUARTERS] ROBBY MOOK: …and that’s why I’m no longer allowed at the Costco on 118th Street. But enough…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: In Space!
Good morning, evening or next Tuesday, fellow Commentists! Low Commander is here to man the Beer Barrel this week, as make it snow embarks…
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AFC West Draft Roundtable Spectacularium!
Welcome to DFO’s initial Divisional Draft roundtable. Drinking an Abita Wrought Iron IPA and avoiding my family, I am King Hippo, representing the World…