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Sexy Friday – 20230210
TGIF! We made it to the Superb Owl weekend! I’m flying to Denver to do some low key Moose hunting, visit some friends to…
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Sexy Friday – 20230203
TGIF! Congrats on making it to the first weekend of no football. On the positive side, that means Sunday Gravy is right around the…
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Sexy Friday – 20230127
TGIF! Congrats on making it through the week, nearly the first month of 2023, and all but 3 games of the NFL season! Time…
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Sexy Friday – 20220120
TGIF! Please read the descent into madness that preceded Alex showing up here. Make sure to have the DONKS WOO! season results up to…
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Sexy Friday – 20220113
TGIF! The first full week of work this year thankfully done and dusted. And my racist workplace expects me to work on Monday! But…
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Sexy Friday – 20230106
TGIF! Hello 2023! And Happy Capitol Tour Anniversary for those that celebrate! For those of us heading back to work, it’s time to shave,…
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Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post
Yes, get ready for the traffic to start rolling in. It’s that time of year again! For the first time since COVID, the AVN…
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Sexy Friday – 20221230
TGIF! So long 2022! While many good things happened this year, many bad things did too. This year was really a land of contrasts!…
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Sexy Friday – 20221223
TGIF! So long worthless work week. May your personal LDB challenge be done and dusted for another year. In the meantime, it’s freezing cold just…
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Your 2026 World Cup Immodest Proposal
In his 2022 World Cup Quarterfinal Open Thread, the esteemed Mr. King Hippo, Esq. came up with a pretty good idea for how to…