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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 5 Part One
This week, We’re going to do something different. Since the are still two more games to go, we are going to split the coverage…
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Your Saturday morning Copa Del Rey Open Thread
Yes, today the only game that matters is the Copa Del Rey. It pits La Liga leader Barcelona against 7th place Sevilla at the…
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TGISF… It’s 4/20, What Did You Think I Was Gonna Do?
Yes, I like weed. A lot. Yes, we’ve done this TGISF theme before. Less than a year ago, in fact. But as I already…
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TGISF… Slip It In The Five Hole
Yeah sure, it’s Friday the 13th. But we’re ignoring that. Mostly because I just did that six months ago. But, did I ever tell…
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TGISF… Eye Of The Beholder
I had an appointment with the eye doctor yesterday. I was very nervous about it. Not that I’m afraid of going to the eye…
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At The Movies VIII – Savage Beach
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening] Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door. Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and…
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TGISF… Something Something Down A Rabbit Hole Something Something
Last year, my pre-Easter TGISF was fairly creative I thought. It won’t be this year. Why? Because my ass hurts. A lot. Many of…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 1 and AFLW Grand Final Recap
This week, All of this, the AFLW Grand Final, the results of the Lady Footy Tipping Contest, the standings of the NEW Footy Tipping…
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Your Lazy Saturday morning open thread
Man, there is really nothing to do today except workout, laundry, and sleep. Fuck tanning. If you want skin cancer, go for it. The…
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TGISF… Early Bloomers
“The purple alien with 3 toes on one foot and 4 on the other, slowly crept up the stairs of the dilapidated apartment building…