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World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Russia

If you think i’m going to fill this preview with pictures of hot Russian girls that may or may not have peed on various…

We are back and I would be remiss not to thank my good buddy tWBS for filling in for me last weekend! It’s been,…

Before we begin, obligatory: Lazy, yes, but do you really think I’m going to pass up a chance to show you Susanna Hoffs in…

I like baseball. That’s not exactly a secret, I suppose. But what you folks might not realize is that I like baseball just for…

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I am not a huge Star Wars fan. As a kid (keyphrase there “As a kid”), I did…

Roma – Liverpool (2-5) Balls: Those two goals are what make this match intriguing. In the previous round against Barcelona, Roma lost the first…

Real Madrid – Bayern Munich (2-1) Balls: After last week’s road win, Real are sitting pretty with the tips of their penises firmly wedged…

To Lemonjello’s relief, we are not talking fútbol this morning. Not while the draft is on. We can discuss last night’s selections and today’s…

I did not watch the NFL Draft last night.** I watched hockey. ** Full Disclosure: I did click over to the draft during hockey…

What the?!? Hang with me. There’s a logic to this. First off, let’s make it clear that this post is about this: Later this…