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TGISF… Eye Of The Beholder
I had an appointment with the eye doctor yesterday. I was very nervous about it. Not that I’m afraid of going to the eye…
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At The Movies VIII – Savage Beach
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening] Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door. Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and…
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TGISF… Something Something Down A Rabbit Hole Something Something
Last year, my pre-Easter TGISF was fairly creative I thought. It won’t be this year. Why? Because my ass hurts. A lot. Many of…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 1 and AFLW Grand Final Recap
This week, All of this, the AFLW Grand Final, the results of the Lady Footy Tipping Contest, the standings of the NEW Footy Tipping…
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Your Lazy Saturday morning open thread
Man, there is really nothing to do today except workout, laundry, and sleep. Fuck tanning. If you want skin cancer, go for it. The…
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TGISF… Early Bloomers
“The purple alien with 3 toes on one foot and 4 on the other, slowly crept up the stairs of the dilapidated apartment building…
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AFL Beat – AFLW Round 7 + 2018 Season Preview #2
This week, Welcome to Balls Of Steel’s AFL Beat! AFLW Round 7 The Round started on North American Late Thursday night with the first…
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Your Tuesday Vuelta Champions League Open Thread
In Spanish, whenever there are two legs in a tie, they all always call the return leg La Vuelta. The first leg is always…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – AFLW Round 6 + AFL Preview #1
This week, We have an action-packed episode of the AFL Beat on tap today. Let’s get started. Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat!…
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TGISF…Filling In Your Dance Card
Sooooo, with the Big Dance impending….? Yep, it’s Cheerleaders again. With all of the baxsetballing this week and next week (and the week after…