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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Stagflationary Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
So it’s almost Father’s Day. Coincidentally, I am jumping every time my wife moves her hand to her belly because she is in The…
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They Shoot Penguins, Don’t They?: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends, Larry King here. Things are heating up across the world of sporting, and I couldn’t be happier if they also managed to…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Writers’ Block Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
So…how ’bout them…uh…playoffs? I love it when that team does the sport that they play… Listen, the creative well (none too deep to begin…
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Kicking Cousins: Tuesday Night Open Thread
Oh thank God. I thought that interminable NFL season would never finish. Did it have amazingly high levels of play? Yes. Did it have…
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…Well Let’s Play Chess: Thursday Open Thread
This week’s title comes from the classic Blazing Saddles answer to the question paraphrased as “So what should we do now?” Yes, we are…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Tuesday Open Thread
So that happened. Yes, it was an amazing game. And yes, if Andy Reid really had any of the good-natured regular-guy humanity we attribute…
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A Modester Proposal: DFO Buys the Denver Broncos (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought…
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Wait, It’s Tuesday? Where Are The NFL Games? Open Thread
[EDITED: JOHN MADDEN IS DEAD AND A HAMSTER BIT A KID AT A MOVIE THEATER. NEWS ALWAYS BREAKS LATE] Jeebus on a whole wheat…
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Death to Our Smurf Overlords: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends. It’s another High Drama Tuesday in the National Football League, and yours truly has some thoughts. Yes, I am still dead,…
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Pole Assassin Monkey Attack II: When Nature Calls! Tuesday Open Thread
“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of…
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