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In the Grim Darkness of the Right Now…Tuesday…Er, Monday Open Thread
So obviously this is not the Weekly Warhammer Woundup, and for that I am sorry. Thanks to ArmedandHammered’s tireless efforts to edumacate us, however,…
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Long Time Gone…Tuesday Open Thread
TRAINING CAMP DAY! TRAINING CAMP DAY! WOOOOOOO OK, so it’s only rookies (and only nine teams) but FOOTBALL IS IMMINENT! We finally have some…
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Medical Miracles and Plague Pits: Tuesday Open Thread
Well that was a wild NFL week, wasn’t it? I even had to learn some new HippoSpeak to process our beloved Thing He Sent…
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What We Drank Last Night: Someone Wet My Pants (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night. In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great, but the average North American has neither the…
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Can I Get an Amen!?!: 2022 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2021 PREDICTION: 13-4, AFC Champions 2021 REALITY: 11-6, Divisional Round loss in an instant classic It is dark times for the Buffalo Bills faithful.…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: M*A*S*H Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Casualties! That is the word of the day in the NFL. It’s Roster Cut-Down Day (Part II), and in an effort to trim their…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: The FBI Raided My Snack Drawer (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I’m hesitant to write this now (late Monday night) because by the time this posts, some Weird Shit will probably have happened and people…
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Surely They Are Not *All* Stars? ASG Tuesday Open Thread
Good evening, reprobates and scoundrels. As absolutely nothing of professional football consequence is going on right now, it’s time for our annual celebration of…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: NFL Meats Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Good Tuesday to you, reprobates! Hopefully the young week finds you in fine spirits, or at least drinking them. ACTUAL NFL NEWS! *The Chicago…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Hail Squishface (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Sorry I apologize for depriving you of my authorial brilliance last week. We were busy having a baby. Sister Squishface Mayhem was born last…