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2018 Quotables – (Very Late)
Week 17Goodell (Submissions)Earlier this week, Blax let everybody know he wasn’t going to be able to do Quoteables this week, which I assumed meant he was…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Episode III
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – End of Regular Season
This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, I’m keeping track…
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BOLTMAN GROUP Presents: The Sounds of X-Mas Night Open Thread
NIGHT – SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – NONDESCRIPT OFFICE BUILDING INTERIOR [The camera pans across an empty and dimly lit office brimming with cubicals as free-use…
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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Week 16
This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, I’m keeping track…
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Mouth Flies Open: A DFO Advice Column
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Week 15
This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, I’m keeping track…
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Adult Advent – Part 2
Part 1 of the calendar is here with beers 1 to 4. Pictured above is what Mrs GTD and the kids got me for an…
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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Week 14
This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, I’m keeping track…
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Your MNF Week 14 Open Thread
The parking lot was full of cars, but everyone was already inside. We were late. It was her company Christmas party and I really…