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The 500s past the 500 mark. That means at least 3 things.
The 500s, officially known as the Houston Texans, are winning at an over .500 pace. Their record past the halfway (.500!) mark is either…
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Your Cowboys-TITanS MNF Open Thread
Welcome to Monday Night! In which we have the last game of the week and it happens to be a good one if you…
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The Whatsonville Jaguars?, I Don’t Know Them.
INTERIOR, HALLWAY OF A MANHATTAN LUXURUY HIGH RISE BUILDING. Balls (checking address): This is the place. [Knocks on door] Balls: Ian, are you in…
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Your “The NFL Doesn’t Allow Fun Or Spooky” Halloween Night Open Thread
NFL News: Rather than sign the best QB available, the Jags chose to go in a different direction and signed Landry Jones as Cody…
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Hallowe’en- The Devil returns to Buffalo
[inside, night, 4 people huddled around a table in a dark corner of the Anchor Bar. Outside is cold and snowing] Devil Thanks for meeting…
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Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares
After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They’ve been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and…
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Your “Now What Will He Do?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: No London Jags just yet: Shad Khan has withdrawn his offer to buy Wembley Stadium. It was rumoured that he didn’t have…
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Your NLCS Game 3 Open Thread
/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon Balls: WHAT? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF? Balls: WYTAW? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What…
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Your Pride of Texas SNF Open Thread
Back when I was a wee lil Balls, one of the first songs I learned in English was this one: The second was probably…
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2018 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)
Oh thank goodness it is Friday. After that bit of a snoozefest last night that I only watched about a quarter and a half…