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Your “The NFL Doesn’t Allow Fun Or Spooky” Halloween Night Open Thread
NFL News: Rather than sign the best QB available, the Jags chose to go in a different direction and signed Landry Jones as Cody…
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Hallowe’en- The Devil returns to Buffalo
[inside, night, 4 people huddled around a table in a dark corner of the Anchor Bar. Outside is cold and snowing] Devil Thanks for meeting…
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Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares
After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They’ve been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and…
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Your “Now What Will He Do?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: No London Jags just yet: Shad Khan has withdrawn his offer to buy Wembley Stadium. It was rumoured that he didn’t have…
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Your NLCS Game 3 Open Thread
/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon Balls: WHAT? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF? Balls: WYTAW? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What…
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Your Pride of Texas SNF Open Thread
Back when I was a wee lil Balls, one of the first songs I learned in English was this one: The second was probably…
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2018 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)
Oh thank goodness it is Friday. After that bit of a snoozefest last night that I only watched about a quarter and a half…
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2018 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)
Good morning West Coasters and good afternoon to the rest of y’all. Welcome to another week of Quoteables. Your usual host Blax was on vacation…
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AFL Beat 2018 Grand Final Recap
On Friday night’s Open Thread, we had a good time commenting on the Grand Final as it happened. Luckily for us, we got ourselves…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread!
It’s my turn again and this time we have a FULL slate of games and there are some really good ones on today! Without…