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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

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Ahoy-yoy!   I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so

Sexy Friday – 20231208

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TGIF! With Tuberville lifting his blockade, I hope you have all enjoyed your military promotions this week. Survival - Personal Edition Those of you with kids know the drill. They're pretty stupid. As Jason Statham so eloquently stated, there's a reason: Well let's cover one of those. Survival - Personal Edition - Too Long

Sexy Friday – 20231201

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TGIF! WTH? It's December? Also, having to blog on vacation is the worst. I hope I get double time for this. Survival - Personal Edition Again, vacation, so I'm going to keep this short and sweet. Today we're going to identify the signs that you are not, in fact, over your ex.

Sexy Friday – 20231124

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TGIF! I hope everyone had as an enjoyable Thanksgiving as I did. Survival - Personal Edition Let's discuss golfing. Specifically, let's talk about when you get mad and how to control that rage. Set down anything you might break or intend to use as a weapon. Drop your clubs, bag, balls -

Sexy Friday – 20231117

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TGIF! May your wrist ligaments still be intact. As none of you will remember, I fractured and dislocated my CMC joint which is the joint that connects the base of your thumb with your wrist. You folks have no idea the misery and humiliation having to learn to wipe with

Sexy Friday – 20231110

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TGIF! Remember to read the reviews before you purchase a refurbished vacuum. Sure, the Ret. Dr. RTD will audibly and quite physically dissuade you from buying used, but it turns out repairing broken Dyson vacuums is both easy and economical. Survival - Personal Edition Today we're going to cover being lost in

Sexy Friday – 20231103

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TGIF! Be alert! Conor Stalions is probably stealing your signs right this moment. Survival - Personal Edition One of the worst aspects of a job is when they want you to fly somewhere. Even worse, they control the arrangements which means your sorry ass is flying coach somewhere. Of course, most of

Sexy Friday – 20231027

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TGIF! I know everyone is super excited about the World Series (GO SNEKS!) kicking off right as this publishes, so I'll get on with it! Survival - Personal Edition Some of you have made the terrible, financially ruinous decision to have children. Even worse, these total leeches deprive you of your much

Sexy Friday – 20231020

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TGIF! Glad the week is over. I did way too much actual work this week and felt way too much stress. That's unhealthy. But! We have a great weekend ahead of us before it all starts again. Survival - Personal Edition Now that we're deep into football season, footy season, JV football

Sexy Friday – 20231013

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TGIF! Just realized it's Friday the 13th. Have I just improved my social circles or is this date no longer talked about as a bad omen? Discuss amongst yourselves. Survival - Personal Edition With summer ending and fall starting, the temperatures are dropping. And that change harkens the end of the golfing

Sexy Friday – 20231006

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TGIF! It's October everyone! Which means it's time for pumpkin spiced everything! And Christmas decorations at your local Costco! But for me, this is the time of year to eat all the Kit Kats and Reeses Pieces. Survival - Personal Edition Today's lesson is pretty straightforward. But, even the simplest of tasks