Oh look! It's football again. I like football. Falcons at Jets: A quick perusal of some fan sites informs me that the Jets have issues on the O-line, the D-line, at cornerback and probably in the bathroom line as well. Despite that they are a scorching one point favourite in this "tilt".With
Month: August 2015
In Which We Rank The Best Takeout Pizzas
I am currently in the midst of a pizza. A medium pepperoni Hot 'N' Ready from Little Caesars, in fact. Some might say this is because I have no shame. This is partly correct. The other reason for this is that it happens to be the closest option to the
The Further Adventures of THE RED ROCKET
ANNOUNCER: When last we left our intrepid adventurer, THE RED ROCKET, he had been placed in peril yet again by the forces of THE FAT HUMPS, and was defeated soundly, ending last season of ADVENTURES OF THE RED ROCKET with a resounding thud. Luckily, since he was born without a
Request Line: Closernerdness with Peter King
Thursday Night Preseason “Action”
In a pair of match-ups truly worthy of what we've come to expect from Thursday Night Football, tonight we're "treated" to Washington and Detroit at 7:30, and the "marquee" game of The Factory of Sadness against everyone's favorite pussytubing coach and his collection of quarterbacks who somehow are still on
Welcome to the Ravens Riot Wrap Up
Eliteness, Mrs. Fozz's Heartbreak, Terrell's Sudden Weight Loss Every year, when training camp is about to start, I tell myself, “No way the whole ‘Is Flacco Elite?’ subject comes up.” Then, I tune into the local piece of shit sports radio channel and I am proven wrong by “experts” who take time
Duchess’ Soapbox
The [*Redacted] s Get a New Community Outreach Coordinator
In a lavishly-appointed office, somewhere near (well, not that near) Washington D.C., the [*Redacted] s' chiefs tackle a problem... Bruce Allen: "Our latest pronouncement that we won't change our team name -" Dan Snyder: "THE [*Redacted] S!" Bruce Allen: "Uh, right. The [*Redacted] s. Anyway, our announcement that we won't change our name even to negotiate
