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Month: August 2015
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The Further Adventures of THE RED ROCKET
ANNOUNCER: When last we left our intrepid adventurer, THE RED ROCKET, he had been placed in peril yet again by the forces of THE…
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Request Line: Closernerdness with Peter King
Editors’ Note: This week, we asked noted Coldplay, U2, and Bruce Springsteen enthusiast Peter King to help us introduce the request line by selecting songs he would…
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Thursday Night Preseason “Action”
In a pair of match-ups truly worthy of what we’ve come to expect from Thursday Night Football, tonight we’re “treated” to Washington and Detroit…
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Welcome to the Ravens Riot Wrap Up
Eliteness, Mrs. Fozz’s Heartbreak, Terrell’s Sudden Weight Loss Every year, when training camp is about to start, I tell myself, “No way the whole…
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Duchess’ Soapbox
/Climbs up on soapbox Erik Kramer earned the nickname “Brass” because when Rodney Peete was injured Kramer had the “brass balls” to call an…
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Cassel has a concern
Exterior Bills Training Camp: Tyrod Taylor: Hey What’s up, Matt Cassel: Feelin’ good man. You? TT: I’m great but you know what man, you…
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Windy City: How Hurricane Katrina Saved Chicago
McQueary: You don’t know how many people acted like it was my fault, in those first few days. That’s crazy, right? The biggest freak weather…
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NSA Telephone Transcript #68U127IP93
[brief ringing sound, then a phone picking up] OSZ: [brief sound of a phone being fumbled then dropped; faintly] Ah, what the fuck… Drunk…
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Puzzle: Eli’s Vocabulary Quiz – AFC North and South
Hi everybody! It’s Eli. I hope you’ve been having a good summer. Mine’s been pretty good. Anyhow, Coach McAdoo said that he’s getting tired…