"...arbitrary and sanctimonius..." "...a long way down from the unrelenting quality of..." "...this two-year vet that's just aching to blossom..." "...its transient, opaque identity..." "...the juggernaut that was the 1994..." "...sometimes, geography was the science..." "...dark, foreboding, and imposing..." "...ranked really, really, high, and I can't quite figure out why..." "...scorched brussels sprouts..." "...outright olfactory torture..." "...the final round brought
Month: September 2015
Andy Reid Arrives Late to Practice
[Kansas City Chiefs Locker Room] Jeremy Maclin: Hey Coach Culley, thanks for feeding us this morning. These catering companies here in KC really know how to put together a great spread. Sure is a lot better than those smoothies we were getting everyday back in Philly. David Culley: My pleasure. I wanted
Tom Brady Gets A New Sponsor
Oakland Raiders Sign Feckless Drunk for Unspecified Number of Bottles of Beer on the Wall
Sexy Friday Is Back
I Am Irsay: Indianapolis Colts 2015 Preview
[DFO Claimer: this preview was handled mainly by Covalent Blonde with me peppering in some insanity. Giddy up.] /lights Marlboro Red Ya'll wanna hear 'Freebird'? I am Irsay. Out of the last 15 years, my Colts have made playoff appearances in all but two seasons. In fact, since 2012, Indianapolis has been steered by
NFL Speakeasy Stories: In The Blue
Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 3)
Scene: The Platinum International Gym. Horatio Cornblower sits out front in a Lotus position, meditating, a bandage on his wrist. Like others who are elite among the DFO, he wears his original "KSK" patch. Horatio Cornblower: Ohm...ohm... Just then OSZ comes peddling up the drive, with Covalent Blonde on the handlebars of
2nd Half Open Thread
Well, that was fun. The Pats used 2 Gronkdowns to take a 14-3 lead and Mike Tomlin is right now murdering a kicker. OPEN THREAD FOAR FITBAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2nd half!
The First Real Open Thread of the Season!
Holy crap, it's here. We have ACTUAL, COUNTING FOOTBALL for the first time in roughly 10 quatrillion years. We've been subjected to preseason football, Ballghazi, Spygate Redux, The assorted ongoing [*Redacted] s debacle, the goddamned Patriots being your returning champions, the preseason knee apocalypses of Jordy Nelson and Kelvin Benjamin, thousands
