The scene: Doktor Zymm's semi-secret laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm is wearing surgical magnifying glasses and working on the android body of Man in Plaid #2. She has a panel in his chest open, and is working carefully with a pair of delicate forceps, moving wires and making
Month: November 2016
Your “Ain’t No Battle Like An NFC South Battle” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Week 9 Free Ballin’ Football Podcast and the Odd Tale of A Family Fantasy League
Cam Gets His Call
Operator: Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension 035115, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, I believe he is expecting you….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are connected to the video conference line in Bank of America Stadium's locker room. Cam Newton: Right on time. So I guess the NFL is capable of making a correct call. Commissioner Roger
Prisoner Ninety-One
ALL DEFENDERS First down, first down, They're marching down the field, First down, first down, A touchdown we will yield. JOE HADEN A twelve yard gain, A simple slant and run. ALL DEFENDERS First down, first down, We can't defend the 'gun. EMMANUEL OGBAH A bootleg fake, There's no receiver there. ALL DEFENDERS First down, first down, And now you're tackling air. DANNY SHELTON I shot my gap, And
Why the TV ratings are down and why it doesn’t matter because the NFL is dying
There have been many, and I mean MANY, articles out recently trying to explain the NFL ratings decline. For the most part, I've heard about them from Twitter and from comments here. Once I get to the article, I skim it to see what the author's underlying reason is. Then,
