Someone Had To Do It – A DFO Hate Week Patriots Super Bowl Preview

So, the Patriots & Tom Brady have a chance to win their fifth Super Bowl. Let's check in with North America for their reaction: How the fuck did that get in there? Well, there's always one or two in a crowd. Back to business. People, do you want the Patriots to win? Well, that

Do It For Us…ALL Of Us – A Falcons Super Bowl Preview

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: No, wait - that's not it. That's the ticket. It really is a delightful story, one of the few to come out of this somewhat disastrous 2016 season. The Atlanta Falcons, a team most pundits predicted would finish around 8-8, have surpassed all expectations

Joe and Troy At the Superb Owl

When we last left our dismal duo, Joe was lamenting the entirety of the state of Wisconsin. Troy was Eggman. Standard Operating Procedure in other words. As it turns out FOX gets the Superb Owl this year, so once again unto the breach go our beloved broadcasting team. Let's see

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Ideas for Superb Owl Lee: I Hope You Wore Your Chili Pants.

Welcome back folks! Have I got something special lined up for you today. The general idea was to get this recipe and a couple of links to previous posts up in time to give you a selection of food options to prepare in time for the Superb Owl! Many of you will remember

Lesser Footy – The Battle FOAR Europe

No, this is not about which will be the next domino to fall to Putin's "information war" fascism (thank fuck). Chelsea hosts 3rd position Arsenal to kick the weekend off (7:30, NBCSN), and with a win or draw would take its chances of winning the League from 99% to,

TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Superb Owl” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Psssssst.... HEY DUDES WAKE UP!!!!!!!!   You know what this Sunday is, right? [chuckles to self]   Oh come on.  It's Funny!!!!  ARE YOU SUPERB?????   It is so funny.   OK, ok....fine.  Sorry.  But you are Superb....are you not?   Hehehehehe.....yeah you are.  Good Boy.... OK, more Superb Owls later, maybe.  Probably. - SB Trophy Logo...A Retrospective So the trophy logo got a bit

Better Know A Mythic Figure: GMesis

Species Name: GMesis Shivathal (rhymes with Nemesis AND Genesis). However NONE EVER LOOK LIKE HER. But we view them as so due to their magical powers. Individual Names: Balkeballtarkomous (extinct), Joneszilla (unkillable owner hybrid), Slingbladeus (um...incriminating evidence?), Grigsonelle (extinct) From: Boardroom Scarface binges, Dartboard throws, "Hey he knows the owner!" Descended from/Spawned by: Unclear. Nepotism helps

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 67)

The scene: The Moosemobile, with Covalent Blonde behind the wheel. She is currently navigating the long, twisting road leading up a craggy hill to the Castle of Death at breakneck speeds while the others hang on for dear life. Low Commander is riding shotgun, gripping the dashboard with one hand

Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread

So, it's time to talk about the Demon King. Sorry. I meant Roger Goodell, not the monster that occupies his soul. I decided to save the League's shittiest shitweasel for tonight, because I wanted to attempt a special FJM/KSK-style takedown to his "State of the League" 45-minute address from Wednesday night, using what