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Your “I Can’t Even Dress This Pig Up Nice” Wednes…oops…Thursday Evening Open Thread
It is a dark & barren wasteland this evening, my friends. NFL News: Brightening up his suspension is the fact that Jameis Winston &…
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Your Fourth of July Evening Open Thread
[Alert – there is a gross JPP fireworks warning at the bottom of the page.] NFL News: The Shield is catching some flak today…
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Your “One Holiday Ends; Another Begins” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Suspensions! Rams G Jamon Brown – two games for “violating the NFL Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse”. Packers RB Aaron…
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Your “Biding Time” Thursday Evening Open Thread
It just seems like slow death waiting for football season to return. NFL News: Okay, very serious: Janoris Jenkins’ brother has been charged with…
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World War G – Chapter 8: Good-Byes
A new leader will inevitably make purges, the quality of which can only be parsed after that leader has been replaced or – more…
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Your “Now He Can Screw Up TV Broadcasts” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: In a “good news / bad news” type of situation, Gene Steratore has retired. And joined CBS as their rules analyst, for…
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Your “Fete Nationale – Le Jour St. Jean Baptiste” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Today is basically “Quebec Day” in Canada, where the founding of Quebec is celebrated, the history venerated, and no one brings up the fact…
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Your “Hours And Hours Of Fascinating Fun” Saturday Evening Post
I have seriously had my fill of all politics for this week – international, domestic and office. I am going to grab the first…
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Your “Oh Boy” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: This sucks: Jim Kelly has to go for more surgery. It’s a follow-up to the procedure he had to have after his…
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Your “I Know Exactly How Boring This Is” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Dreamboat hinted on Instagram that he’ll retire at 45, or when he said he’d retire. The Broncos have to rename their…