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Your “Trying A New Schedule” Monday Evening Open Thread
Because my regular work schedule gets all screwed up in September, I’m trying to see if I can adjust my mornings to be able…
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Your “Okay – That’s Enough of That!” Sunday Evening Open Thread
I don’t know about you, but it’s been unbearably hot in Vancouver this weekend. We hit 34 degrees Celsius today, which is 93 Fahrenheit.…
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Your “Do You Ever Feel Like A Plastic Bag Drifting Through The Wind?” Saturday Evening Open Thread
As of last night, this video has 1,112,055,580 views. I thought that was a lot, but then right alongside was “Roar”, which has over 2.5…
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Your “So, Anything Happen While I Was Gone?” (Part 1) Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: JJ Watt says he’s ready to go for 2018. He’s always been ready at the start of a season; he hasn’t finished…
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Your “Yay! Holidays!!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Hall of Fame has decided how they will dick around TO. He will not be mentioned during the ceremony, and will…
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Your “Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Everything today seems to fall into the “hoo-boy” department. The burglary at LeSean McCoy’s ex’s has taken a dark turn: She’s in…
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Your “All Your Money Won’t Another Minute Buy” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: ARE YOU READY FOR A….grievance hearing? The NFLPA has filed an official grievance against the NFL over the new anthem policy. They…
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Your Monday Evening NFL Animal Roundup & Open Thread
Sorry, no stink beetles. NFL News: Zebras! There are seven rookie officials among the 2018 class of 121 total officials. Including promoting Sean Hochuli…
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Your “What Were Once Vices Are Now Habits” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Such a nice day. Hope you spent it either highly productive or high on product. Tonight’s sports: MLB: Dodgers at Angels – 8:00PM |…
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Your Saturday Evening Reminder To Keep It Between The Ditches Open Thread
On July 4, Cardinals GM Steve Keim was cited for DUI in Chandler, AZ. Ooh Lordy – ol’ Rog ain’t gonna like this. Statements…