Which is to say there are some days where I feel like I teach at Greendale. Days where nobody shows up to class are kinda like that, except they showed up to class at Greendale! You missed that one detail, Harmon. Though maybe that's a post-pandemic thing. No, I know
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Art of Jets
A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt's Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention. Same for the Small Bears. Congrats, Redshirt. Its not the Cardinals or Cubs, no problem here. Not to worry about the Dirt Stillers, though. Bob Nutting's smothering
M*U*S*H Part II: Tuesday Open Thread
Jesus, last year we made it until October before NFL Graves Registration Service had to start placing bulk bodybag orders. Somehow we have high casualty counts after Week 2. There were a huge number of significant big-name injuries this week that may signal a left-turn for a couple contenders: -Brock Purdy, Brandon
Once More Unto The Breach: 2025 Buffalo Bills Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade! Charge for the guns!” he said. Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. The Charge of the Light Brigade By Alfred, Lord Tennyson 2024 PREDICTION: "11-6, playoffs. It's gonna hurt, but I am Ready
50 Years of ‘Why Bother?’: 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)
It's the Buccaneers 50th season in the league! Miss Manners informs me that is the "Gold" anniversary, but instead the other NFC South teams clubbed together and are generously giving Tampa Bay the division by default. Again. 2024 PREDICTION: 9-8 2024 REALITY: 10-7; not good, but good enough for the NFC South
Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V: 2025 Carolina Panthers Season Preview and Tuesday Night Open Thread
2024 PREDICTION: "3-14. Pray for Throwy Smurf- if he's not murdered on the field, Tepper will have him publicly executed for the crime of Failing to be CJ Stroud." 2024 REALITY: 5-12! It's a measure of Carolina fans' desperation that 5-12 is considered a Major Step Forward for this floundering, benighted