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TGISF… Let’s Get Dolled Up Tonight!!!!
It’s been “interesting” around DFO this week. Now that we’re transitioning into the offseason, everyone seems like they’re in a rather weird mood. King…
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Your “What’s Old Is New Again” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL site says it better than I could: “Baltimore Ravens rookie cornerback Marlon Humphrey was arrested earlier this month by University…
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An Intro to DFO University
Good morning students! Flattery will get you a lot of places, Ms. Spears, but you’ll need a lot more than THAT to get your…
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Your “Halfway To The Pro Bowl!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL has cleared Carolina of any shenanigans in the Cam Newton non-concussion in New Orleans. League doctor Dr. Allen Sills also…
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Offseason QB Interviews! – Denver edition.
Ahhh yeaahh Denver. Mountains? Check. Good beer? Check. Legal weed? Check. QB interview? Well, we shall just see about that. I have absolutely no…
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Your “Dogfart Invades Europe 2” for Best Foreign Non-Feature AVN Awards Show Nominees
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow’s Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year’s nominees for the AVN…
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Goddess II – Prologue
Last Season, on the Goddess Chronicles…. balls leans in to look at the dashboard of this new girl’s car, just as tWBS has…
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Your “Whose Bright Idea Was It To Leave tWBS In Charge?” Saturday Evening Open Thread
BeerGuyRob’s. That’s who (Whose? Whom? Whut?). Yep, BeerBoyBobby is a selfish bastard. He decided he’d rather pawn off his responsibilities tonight. Just to go…
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TGISF… Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #1
It’s Been A While, Eh? Greetings and salutations, perverts. Haven’t seen you since last year FFS. Miss me yet? Yeah, I thought not. But…
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Your “Dear God – No!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL has chosen Gene “Index Card” Steratore to be the Super Bowl referee. So expect at least 25 penalties, so he…