Monday Morning Mock Draft Rescue Post

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Horatio Cornblower - February 2, 2026February 2, 2026

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Guten Tag, drones, and welcome to the third season of Monday Morning Mock Drafts, courtesy of yours truly. At this point you're probably thinking things like, "What, the Super Duper Bowl hasn't even happened yet; shouldn't Hippo Thoughts be here?" and "Aw good Christ, not this shit again!" to which I

Leave Your Droppings Here: A Sunday Morning Open Thread

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scotchnaut - February 1, 2026

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The woman above is the strikingly beautiful Sydne Rome in the movie What? which is...unique. She did a number of Spaghetti Westerns and such as well. She reminds me of a waitress I once worked with many moons ago who had guys mooning over her on a daily basis. Not much

The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples and Open Thread 2026-2

ballsofsteelandfury - January 31, 2026January 31, 2026

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As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE pledge to you, OUR loyal subjects, to share our knowledge and update you on the goings-on in the Realm every Saturday Night in the off-season. Tonight,

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Pickled Gin

Sharkbait - January 30, 2026

Happy Friday! House Sharkbait is full on preparing for this weekend's snopocalypse that's supposed to hit us on Sunday. Pardon me if you've heard that one before, but it's true...to an extent. Another winter storm is heading our way, but thankfully it appears as of now to be moving more

Thoughts on a Thursday

SonOfSpam - January 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Good morning! In our haste to get to the weekend, we here at DFO forgot there was a "Thursday" and thus didn't plan any content. We regret the error, and the fact that the weekend is still many hours away. In order to get the discussion flowing, here are some topics for

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Season G Dice Baseball Championship

Senor Weaselo - January 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Welcome to the final Nocturnes Magazine! Of Season G, the Nocturnes' sophomore season. Last we left off the Nocturnes had survived the League Series against the River Heights Sleuths, winning 2 games to 1, both teams taking a pair of extra-inning epics. That brought the East Division champion Harrisville Ham

2026 Balls Noir Series Episode 4

ballsofsteelandfury - January 28, 2026January 28, 2026

A Date With Destiny I spent the next two days driving all around LA looking up homeless assistance organizations. I went from Santa Monica to Long Beach to East LA to the Valley. It’s not just Skid Row anymore. The few that were willing to talk to me told me that I was

Subsequent reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - January 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. So, while many were getting a crazy storm over

The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples and Open Thread 2026-1

ballsofsteelandfury - January 24, 2026January 24, 2026

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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Snowblind

Sharkbait - January 23, 2026

Happy Friday! House Sharkbait is full on preparing for this weekend's snopocalypse that's supposed to hit us on Sunday. We're picking up some last minute food stuff from the store this afternoon hopefully before the masses descend on the supermarkets for the eggs, bread and milk that are required to