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Guttersnipe
The march continues. The ‘fingers are still mired in second-last place. After what very well may be 6 games in the second half (or…
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A Valentine for the Shempiens – Round of 16, Gameday 1
After an intense Hate Week and the sudden end of the NFL season, here’s Valentine’s Day: the most superficial and fabricated holiday there is.…
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Post Self-Justification Lesser Footy Thread
Every January, to my great discomfort, I am summoned to justify my continued existence within the law firm. It’s like somebody decided, “hey, we…
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Celebrating Afrikan-American Monday with the Bloodeyes Gang!
Tonight, we crown a JV NFL shempion. Neither side is even evil, which makes for a nice change of paces. All in on the…
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Quoth the Ravens SNF Thread
TRUE HIPPO STORY! I once dated a gal (post-divorce) who had no interest in sportsball. But Poe was her favoUrite poet, and I thusly…
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NYE 2022 Sportsball Late Thread
Welcome to the dregs of 2022. Per tradition, Hippo will purposefully fall asleep before any countdown activity, unless the footy stays interesting, Lord knows…
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Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread
Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It’s that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year’s, and this year it happens to…
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Instant Hippo Boxing Day Thoughts – Week 16, 2022 Season/EPL Resumes
Holy cats, this sportsball 3-day weekend is fucking beautiful, ain’t it? I watched all of yesterday’s NFL trifecta, despite…not really liking any outcomes. Because…
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Monday Night Week 15 Abortion Thread
Hey, in Mississippi, that thar SOO-PREME COWRT done said 15 weeks is late term. Suck it, libtards! RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! (+7.5) at Packers (8:15, ESPN/ABC) Isn’t…
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Nightcap of Saturday Sportsballgasm
What a start, eh? SKOL breaks Frank Reich’s all-time comeback record, against Frank Reich’s former charges. It was 33-nil at the half. It was…