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Your Oscars Open thread. Now with more balls!

Your friendly Puerto Rican good life enthusiast is not able to take care of tonight’s Open Thread as he has some pressing business to…

Giant, prolapsed assholes. Sorry, we’s not supposed to use swears in the title line. But yeah, these two plastic squadrons are expected to win…

Before we get to the weekend in the Prem, let’s acknowledge the upstarts making noise in the FA Cup. Here is how the Flacco…

There is a very light schedule this week (no early fixture at all), so let’s also look back at mid-week in Shempions. Oh my…

Hello, individual in the middle of a workday, welcome to Day 2 of the Final 16 of the Shempiens Lïg. Teams play a two-legged…

The march continues. The ‘fingers are still mired in second-last place. After what very well may be 6 games in the second half (or…

After an intense Hate Week and the sudden end of the NFL season, here’s Valentine’s Day: the most superficial and fabricated holiday there is.…

Every January, to my great discomfort, I am summoned to justify my continued existence within the law firm. It’s like somebody decided, “hey, we…

Tonight, we crown a JV NFL shempion. Neither side is even evil, which makes for a nice change of paces. All in on the…

TRUE HIPPO STORY! I once dated a gal (post-divorce) who had no interest in sportsball. But Poe was her favoUrite poet, and I thusly…