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Your Pride of Texas SNF Open Thread

Back when I was a wee lil Balls, one of the first songs I learned in English was this one: The second was probably…

Not that anyone would notice it in North Cakalaky, where it’s been hotter this past week than July and August mashed together. Jeebus Tapdancing…

As the universe likes to do, the schedule is at its most interesante when my shitty wolves are playing. SIGH. Syracuse at Clemson (Noon,…

No doubt, you are all in the middle of watching the pre-Grand Final festivities on the Watch AFL app. Remember that First Bounce is…

Anyone ever all set to go on a vacation, and then suddenly the morning before have someone dump a giant project on you? This…

Every September, there is a weekly slate of games that is just refried ass. Welcome to said Saturday. Georgia at Missouri (Noon, ESPN) Both…

The Noon window is filled with hot garbage, and deserves no preview. Let us resume drying out with midday, shall we? LSU at Auburn…

Sadly, our first shite International Break is upon us, so one can sleep in until noon (unless one has work to catch up on…

Yes indeed, tis that time once again. Cheerleaders to leer over, prospects to scout, GAMBLOR to hail. Let’s get to the #ACTION! James Madison…

I suppose maybe other things are going on in the universe tonight, but all Commentist Party eyes will no doubt be on Donks WOO!…