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Back From Break – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Combo Platter

Huzzah, booze and leftovers! And for the sporting day beginning at 10 EST like God intended (though I still may bitch a little re…

Good hangover and fat shame morning, Commentist Party members! The footy gods are kind today, at least. /also LMFAO at Colt McCoy Texas at…

Happy Thanksgiving, one and all. Welcome to installment one of today’s carnival. Chi**** (-3) at Detroit (12:30, CBS) We have replaced Bollo de la…

DFO overlords are glad I didn’t say “fuck off, cunts” in the title. But seriously…fuck off, cunts. We need a full day of all…

I have no overriding theme this week, as work beat mah cracker brains to a pulp this week. Here are some fixtures: TCU at…

Welcome to Monday Night! In which we have the last game of the week and it happens to be a good one if you…

Holy shit, kids. This slate is amazeballs. To the point where I can’t even say anything smart-ass, just want to play badass band of our…

Yes, it’s time to do to Jose Mourinho what we did to Davey Moyes (what, like 5 years ago?) and finish the walking ded…

Yes, I have convinced my dumbass self this is an actual possibility. In the range of 30%. SIGH. Michigan at Michigan State (Noon, Fox)…

Fuck everything, another shitass International Break is upon us. And is JV NFL breaking out the good vintage bottles to ease our suffering? Fuck…