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Your MNF Week 14 Open Thread
The parking lot was full of cars, but everyone was already inside. We were late. It was her company Christmas party and I really…
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JV NFL – Conference Title Weekend
Let the jockeying FOAR playoff/exhibition positioning begin! Texas v. Oklahoma (-7.5) @ House That Jerral Built (Noon, ABC) I never get anything I want…
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Back From Break – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Combo Platter
Huzzah, booze and leftovers! And for the sporting day beginning at 10 EST like God intended (though I still may bitch a little re…
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JV NFL – Special Shame Friday Edition
Good hangover and fat shame morning, Commentist Party members! The footy gods are kind today, at least. /also LMFAO at Colt McCoy Texas at…
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Lions and Bollo-Free Bears, Oh My!
Happy Thanksgiving, one and all. Welcome to installment one of today’s carnival. Chi**** (-3) at Detroit (12:30, CBS) We have replaced Bollo de la…
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Another Blankety-Blank International Break JV NFL Only Open Thread
DFO overlords are glad I didn’t say “fuck off, cunts” in the title. But seriously…fuck off, cunts. We need a full day of all…
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Continuing With Novembring – JV NFL Open Thread
I have no overriding theme this week, as work beat mah cracker brains to a pulp this week. Here are some fixtures: TCU at…
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Your Cowboys-TITanS MNF Open Thread
Welcome to Monday Night! In which we have the last game of the week and it happens to be a good one if you…
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Mr. November Brings His A Game – JV NFL Open Thread
Holy shit, kids. This slate is amazeballs. To the point where I can’t even say anything smart-ass, just want to play badass band of our…
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Can Everton Finish Off Mourinho? (and other Lesser/JV Combo Thoughts)
Yes, it’s time to do to Jose Mourinho what we did to Davey Moyes (what, like 5 years ago?) and finish the walking ded…
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