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Unwatchable Finale Game Thread
Don’t mind me, I shall gladly sleep and bask in the sweet 36-hour glow of the Small Bears occupying sole possession of last place*…
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“Three Interesting Sides and the F-ing Holes” Final Four Thread
Seriously, this was almost one of the more intriguing, non-evil final events of college hooping EVAR…if Kenfucky could have just guarded that annoying white…
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To Hell With International Breaks Especially Before Derby Day
Everton starts this weekend’s festivities with a visit to Anfield to take on the hated Redshite (7:30, NBCSN), a ground at which they have…
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Basketball Fatigue (But Still ELITE) Open Thread
Don’t know about you, but when I think ELITE HOOPS, I think Pacific Northwest (first two semifinalists) and SEC, Pawwwwwwwllllll (3 of today’s 4…
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2017 ELITE Saturday Madness!!
First off, congratulations to the Florida Gators and Bucky Badger for giving us our first truly epic game, where both teams fought like scalded…
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2017 Madness – Sweet Sixteen Friday Open Thread
How do you ensure getting your cheer and/or dance squad featured on the preview post? You beat one of the hated Blues, that’s how……
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2017 Madness – Sweet Sixteen Thursday Open Thread
The well sure is running dry FOAR teams fer which to root. There’s WCS’ cousinfuckers, and 15 shades of hate and/or rape. Huzzah, Murrika.…
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2017 Madness – Sunday Nofunday
Hey, at least we got rid of Notre Dame! Documenting the atrocities… #7MW Michigan v. #2MW Louisville (12:10, CBS) Welp, the Wolverines did not…
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2017 Madness – Saturday Games
At least there are fewer games today. I have lost my Christmas Spirit. #5W Notre Dame v. #4W West Virginia (12;10, CBS) Each side…
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Champions’ League Quarterfinals Preview
It is traditionally at this point in the season that I follow up Hippo’s awesome posts on the EPL with a retort of some…
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