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Your “Don’t Want To Say Good Night” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Well, there’s a couple of “games” tonight, featuring “starters” that will “play” almost an entire quarter. Except for the guys who are hurt…
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Champions League Final, el finale, el final.
So it has come to this, we have the Old Lady v Blancos for the YUGE trophy, no, the YUGEST trophy in glorious Cardiff…
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A Glorious Lesser Footy Weekend FOAR Moms!
Well, for chav moms who support Chelsea anyway ,, smgdh. Yes, the title is decided, thanks to an 82nd minute goal by little used…
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Stumbling Towards the Finish
I keep looking for stories…something, FFS. But there’s nothing. Just Hull and Swans battling for the last life buoy. And the play on the…
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We Now Interrupt Your Draft FOAR Chelsea’s Last (Small) Chance To Lose…
That’s right, fuckers. 2/3 of CNBC/NBCSN’s Sunday triple-header are where it’s at this week. Everton and Romelu Lukaku will seek to avenge a dreadful…
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Lesser Footy – Are We Just Here Not to Get Fined?
With Leicester’s loss in the UCL quarterfinals (boy howdy, them was some shitty return legs), there is precious little left on the table to…
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Arise, Lesser Footy!
Welcome back for another weekend of…things. The Darkest Timeline offers no guarantees in terms of results, nor entertainment value. We start our weekend at…
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Pens-Jacks Quasi-Preview Or Some Such (mostly Ice Stillers)
The Pittsburgh Ice Stillers commence their Stanley Cup title defense against the “third best” team in the Metro Division, Columbus. The Pens recorded their…
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Lesser Footy – Saving Us From el Beisbol
At least FOAR a few weeks longer. Christ, I had forgotten what a drag it is when sport is dominated by nap-sport. Ah well,…
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