Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hessdalen Lights

Hi all - Coach Carroll, reporting in. Gotta say, I was pretty cheesed, just like many of you were, about the President's comments on immigration the other week. Pretty awful stuff to say, you know. And why Norway? Why there, of all places? It's a pretty cool spot, from what

Goddess II – Prologue

Last Season, on the Goddess Chronicles....   balls leans in to look at the dashboard of this new girl’s car, just as tWBS has asked.  He’s already annoyed at tWBS, and LCSS too.  At this point he just wants to go home.  Then he sees it.  The small piece of rock tWBS

Your “Whose Bright Idea Was It To Leave tWBS In Charge?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

BeerGuyRob's.  That's who (Whose?  Whom?  Whut?). Yep, BeerBoyBobby is a selfish bastard.  He decided he'd rather pawn off his responsibilities tonight.  Just to go watch wrasslin'. I mean whut's up with this, Canadia????? But OK.  Fine.  I get it.  Trim and fit bodies in tights.  And a little sweaty.  And slapping up against

TGISF… Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #1

It's Been A While, Eh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiyoCZUwwYg Greetings and salutations, perverts.  Haven't seen you since last year FFS.  Miss me yet?  Yeah, I thought not.  But if you've been reading along faithfully on Fridays recently, then you already know I stepped away from the controls here for the past few weeks. First and foremost,

Hue Jackson Considers Hiring a Subordinate

INT. CLEVELAND BROWNS TEAM HEADQUARTERS - DAY --- HUE JACKSON: Welcome!  Thanks for coming in for this interview. BEN McADOO: [shakes hand] It's a pleasure, Hue. HUE: Please, call me Coach Jackson. BEN: Um, sure.  Thanks very much for this opportunity, Coach Jackson. HUE: Head Coach Jackson. BEN: Right. HUE: Now Ben, you're aware of my works in

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Big Grey Man of Ben MacDhui

Hello all - Coach Carroll here once again, reporting in with my weekly log. I was extremely excited to hear that the league listened to my request to have the Seahawks play in London this upcoming season; while the game against the Raiders is a great challenge for our team,

Your “Peak Philly Fan Achievement Unlocked” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Ben McAdoo looks destined for Cleveland. They are also looking at Mike Mularkey, because if you put all the 2017 failure in one basket you can't help but germinate success! Get the the-NFL-helps-the-Patriots conspiracy bandwagon fired up: Leonard Fournette was in a car accident Tuesday morning. He was

FISHNET: A BoTG Investigation

Author's Note:  I watched a lot of TV when I was a kid.  One of my favorites was old reruns of Dragnet.  For me, Jack Webb's vocal mannerisms as the Joe Friday character are classic, and sometimes even now, that just comes out.  That's what happened here when I sat

Donald Trump’s Foreign Policy: Risky Endeavours Explained By “Risk”

Risk. Anyone over the age of 25 remembers this game. A child's game, but not a game just a child will play. Allow me to walk you through the process of how we got to this point. This is Barron Trump, Now, on the surface, he's a mild-mannered kid whose father just happens

Semi- Instantaneous Balls Thoughts

You may have noticed my absence most of this weekend.  I stopped watching after the Falcons blew a golden opportunity to beat the Eagles at their own place. This would be the theme of the weekend. In the DFO Insiders,  I had picked Atlanta,  New England,  Pittsburgh,  and New Orleans. If it

Offseason QB Interviews! Seattle edition.

Ah Seattle, I love this city, sure there is a bunch of hipsters with mismatching clothing so even since Alaska Air lost my bags I can wear the same clothes for days and fit in. That Oakland interview was really strange but I have no fear that I will get