Warhammer 40k – The Institutions that Make up the Empire of Man

Banner image from here. (all pics [other than banner] and links come from warhammer 40k wiki) As I have started writing these posts I realize how much lore I know and have been thinking about how to present the information in a way that makes sense, especially since I have gained my

Crimes of Poverty: How I became “Radicalized” Against the Criminal Justice System (Part Four)

During my third year of law school, one of my courses was a criminal defense clinic, where I represented misdemeanor defendants in Bronx Criminal Court under a student practice order under the supervision of our professor and an incredible organization called the Bronx Defenders. I am sharing some stories about

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 3” Monday Night Open Thread

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form,

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Vol. 2” Thursday Night Open Thread

Remember that old SNL sketch "Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal"? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain't exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form,

Time for Random Thoughts with BFC

Remember that old SNL sketch "Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal"? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain't exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form,

The Legend of (Pretend) Bernard Gilkey – Day and Night Open Thread

No doubt you remember the original.  #BFIB regular, excellent defender in LF (before such was really appreciated, sadly), well-rounded offensive profile.  A few Hollywood cameos, even! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsLRtId0WPk Well, he's been re-born as a Salford-native midfielder-turned-manager, thanks to Football Manager 2020.  He would have stayed at Everton forever, but the Board pissed him

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 19: Tried and True Trepanation

Good morning. Headaches again, huh? Let me just go get the Black and Decker. All my other instruments are still in the autoclave. Oh, don't grimace like that. You want budget? You're getting budget. Hell, if you make it, this one will be totally free - I promise. TREPANATION: NOTHING LIKE

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 18: Lending A Sympathetic Hand

Good morning. Thanks for stopping by. I'm just rushing out to play golf, but I have a few seconds to take a look at what's going on here. And... oh. How did you cut yourself using a plastic butter knife? Do I even want to know? I may be your

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 17: Blubbering Away The Pain

Good morning. I have the medical reports requested for your NFL Draft preparation; my only caveat is that you don't ask how I managed to acquire this information. Remember: cash remains king, and silence says just as much as your Tweets. What I can tell you is this: I think

Sundays With Litre, now with Even Less Litre!

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Your illustrious host for the Sunday evening Open Thread is in my birth country of México for a well-earned vacation so I'll be covering this post this weekend and next. This means that he'll be too drunk to type. However, I am expecting a Boots On The Ground report

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 16: Cutting to the Core With Psychic Surgery

Good morning. I just read your charts from before; I understand the voices in your head this week are telling you that you're in immense pain? Sorry to hear this. But fortunately, I have some good news - I think I can make the voices go away. If you're willing

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 15: Porpoiseful Pregnancy Patronage

Good morning! I... Oh. I see. Yeah, I can get you some Plan B, but you really need to be more discreet about this in future. I promise I won't even ask which cheerleader it was this time... Hey, just thank your lucky stars that I'm still able to help