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At The Movies VII – Hard Ticket to Hawaii
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and…otherwise involved. Suddenly, he hears a knock on…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Fish and Chips and Beer! Cheers!
Good day folks. Welcome back to another edition of Sunday Gravy. We’ve got a quick, easy and pretty damn delicious menu for you today…
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Your Saturday Football/Fútbol Morning Open Thread
Coming off the second week of Champions’ League games, we now have a better gauge as to who will pass on to the next…
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Goddess II – Episode 4
[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk] When the elevator doors open….. tWBS: Holee… Leticia: …Shit. balls (giggling): Hee hee. Told ya.…
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Your “Let Us Never Speak Of It Again” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Texans plan to release Brian Cushing prior to the new league year starting on March 14. It’ll save them $7.6 million…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – AFLW Round 3 + AFLX!
This week, But first, we have all of the AFLW Round 3 results, an update on our tipping contest, and a recap of the…
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Your Daytona 500 Sunday Evening Open Thread
Does anyone else gets annoyed by those Happy Daytona Day ads? Luckily, I’m not the only one: Listen, today is a big day because…
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Goddess II – Episode 3
[Mandalay Bay Poker Room, Almost Two Hours Later] The tournament has whittled its way down to only three. balls, tWBS and yes…the OBfP. But…
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DFO University – Sex 2
Or 3. Or many more for that matter. Good morning class! LOVE the enthusiasm, but let’s hold all questions until later. Yes, Ms. Spears,…
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Champions League Lesser Footy! 13 February Fixtures Roundtable
King Hippo: I have been chosen to kick off festivities, which means you will get the simplest of formatting. Lucky youse. *** Manchester City @ FC…