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Your “And Then There Were Just Three” Late NFL Games Open Thread
After the ten game ‘splosion of earlier today we have but three ‘options’ (depending on where you are living) this afternoon. I’m not a…
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Your “I Don’t Miss The Electric Company” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
There’s a ‘planned power outage’ happening in these parts so I gotta load this one right quick. No, I don’t have any idea why…
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Your Saturday Evening Mild Rant & Open Thread
As you are reading this, I am currently not in Seattle awaiting the banal gore that will be the Seahawks home opener on Sunday.…
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Your “My Nuts Are Falling” Friday Evening Open Thread
Seriously. Acorns, hickory nuts….even a persimmon hit me in the head yesterday while I was cleaning up hurricane debris. Gravity is stupid. (This vid…
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Your “We Need To Talk About Tevin” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Ehh, I’ve talked about him enough. Besides, there are other things to vibrate the vocal cords about. Like, why the heckfire are you gonna…
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Your “Today We Are All Vontae Davis, Josh Gordon and/or Jon Halapio” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Unless you’ve been hiding under a mouse pad all day-and I know you haven’t been because HR has been very explicit regarding that no-no…
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Your “Someone’s Going Home 0-2” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Gawd! The hairs on my back are standing at attention! They’re nothing like my ‘cut and run’ nipples, I’ll tell you. I just can’t…
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Your “I’ll Have What You’re Having” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Post
Unless it’s a seizure. No seizures please. Otherwise I can take all that booze and those snacks off your hands. It’s a free service-part…
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Your “Batten Down The Hatches!” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread
Meh. It’s sunny and warm here. TO THE GAMES! Brownies/Saints: He gone. Rumour has it Josh Gordon showed up to the Browns practice facility…
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Your “This Isn’t What I Meant When I Said Blow Me” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m on my way to pick up teh King Hippo. We’ve decided…. fuck this hurricane, we’ goin’ drankin’. Just kidding folks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5W-zZ-HtY Having driven…