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Your “Crab Cakes vs. Skyline Chili AFC North Tussle For The Ages” Thursday Night NFL Open Thread
Local mom and pop restaurants win, your toilet takes one for the team. The above pic is the result of a search for ‘crab…
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Boots On The Ground – “The Summer of 50” Part 2: How To Create A Liquor & Golf Vacation
In Part 1 of the series, I covered how to create a veneer of respectability around an event by giving it a title. In…
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Boots On The Ground – “The Summer of 50” Part 1: A Veneer of Respectability
So, this summer I turned 50. Not a big deal to most, as average life spans are now at the highest they’ve ever been,…
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Your Monday Night Football Doubleheader Open Thread
Man, I very much enjoyed the games I watched yesterday. You say, ‘derp’ and I say, ‘how does a team overcome the derp’ or…
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Your Sunday Night NFC North Fight Open Thread
I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been…
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Your “More Games? The Sacrifice Worked!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
He looked quite unimposing as he stepped off the bus. I was sitting on a bench nearby and he asked me, “where am I?”…
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Your “More Cheddar Than You Can Swing a Stick At!” Full Tilt NFL Action Open Thread
And we’re not tilting at windmills, friends-this be the real thing and all. I trust you have a very many intoxicants and mood-enhancers at…
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Your “Come Down & Waste Away With Me” Saturday Evening Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUKOtbVnV4M Hello, new Commentists. I’m Beerguyrob, I post the odd article from time-to-time, and I usually have something to do with non-gameday Open Threads.…
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Your “O Frabjous Day! Callooh! Callay!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Look at me over here, chortling with joy. Man, this takes me back to high school and my first girlie friend. After a few…
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Your “Greatest Hits Albums Are For Housewives and Little Girls” Monday Evening Open Thread
Happy Labour Day. It’s the final day of the three-day weekend in Canada. I don’t know how many Americans get it off as well.…