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Your “I’m Tired Of Waiting” Sunday Evening Open Thread
It’s a holiday weekend in Canada, and I’ve got nothing much to say because I may or may not be casually liquored. There’s a…
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Your “I Don’t Care If The Money’s No Good” Saturday Evening NCAA Football Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VShpcqd3zE But I’m guessing the players might. Enough of that commie Libtard stuff – ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF EVERYONE FELLATING ‘BAMA?!…
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Your “The Roster, The Practice Squad or The Street-It’s Your Choice” Thursday Night NFL Pre-Season Windup Open Thread
Of course, as a player you might be just fine talent-wise but your contract might not be to management’s liking. Or perhaps you’ve got…
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Your “Hey! It’s Almost Monday!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Geez, those boos really hurt, guys. I’m just pointing out the obvious. Some more games were played last night. Let’s have a look. -Not…
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Your “Cincy vs Buffalo, I Wouldn’t Even Watch This In Regular Season So Why Am I Watching It Now?” Midday Sunday Thread Of Apathy
Yeah, some signals got crossed. So there’s not going to be much here. Sorry, not sorry. But that’s good because you don’t want me…
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Your “Saturday Night’s Alright For…You Know” Open Thread
Actually, I’m not much of a fighter. I’m more of a lover… hmm that’s not really correct either. I’ve always found that to be…
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Your Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
There were games played yesterday and there are observations of players to be made. Here goes: Case Keenum was presentable. (12 of 18) AP…
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Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Open Thread
Hi there commentists I hope you’re not too hungover today. Sadly, I will miss this week’s action as I’ll be driving 9 hours to…
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Your “This Is The Mostest Football Yer Gonna Get” Friday Night Open Thread
Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. Spread your wings, preseason football, show ’em what you got. This is the best quality you’ll get as most starters…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[kid’s entertainer walks onto stage to rabid applause] Entertainer: “HELLO OUT THERE, ALL MY LITTLE POOPSTERS!” Audience: “HELLO CAPTAIN SHITSTAIN!” C-Stain: “Oh! It’s so…