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Commentist Beer Barrel: Brut Strength
I don’t love champagne. That’s a hell of a thing to say to you Commentists after being away so long, I know, but it’s…
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Your “Dane You Mont to the Football Day” Saturday Night Football Open Thread
See? I can talk all kinds of fancy when the mood urges me! Do you like urges? I like them. They crawl into your…
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Your Saturday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Well, what have we got here? Looks like a double-header-each of which could be interesting in different ways. The Jags and Vikes will be…
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Your “Starting Units Wandering Into The Second Quarter? Do Tell!” Friday Night Football Open Thread
So my oldest sonny boy has shown an interest in cooking so I got him a few “Hello Fresh” thingies. He said he was…
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Your “Will The Football Get Better? Only Slightly, Son, Only Slightly” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The best thing about hot and swampy mid-August as far as my brain box is concerned? We’re that much closer to the most wonderful…
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Your “It’s Tuesday Which Means…At Least It’s not Monday????” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Wow, what a day. I ended a relationship and got accused of hit and run. OK, for the record, those two things are unrelated. …
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Your “The Pre-Season Zombie-Like Apathy Is Palpable” Sunday Evening Open Thread
The first weekend of Pre-Season Footbaw seems to have taken its toll. Some folks (us) seem sort of apathetic. But it also seems to…
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Your “It’s Friday. Let’s Eat And Drink And Drug Like The Champs We Are” Friday Night Football Open Thread
It’s shitty preseason ball and a couple of shitty teams are involved in this double-header. Call it “un-beautiful symmetry”, maybe? Whatever, my eyebulbs are…
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Yinzburgh Stillers 2018 Preview
Well, holy hell. Wasn’t that AFC Championship Game the throwdown everyone, expected, and deserved? Two titans of the AFC having yet another remtatch to…
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HAWT PRESEASON AXXSHUN! Thursday Night
WEEK ONE OF THE PRESEASON WOOOOOOOOOO…. Who’s ready to watch sixth-round draft picks from Middle Tennessee State run into undrafted guys from Cal-Poly and…