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Farewell to August (JV NFL Week Nil Night Thread)
If y’all thought the afternoon schedule was ridiculous, we are entering into (S)sublime territory. FOAR Ballsy: Ballsy: Thank you Hippo! May The Pills Be…
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Sexy Friday – 20230825
TGIF! Happy 4th indictment week! Also, happy week 0 for JV footy, for those that celebrate. Survival – Preseason Edition Knee Biters vs Jerry…
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Your Oh So Hot Double-Heading NFL Football Football Open Thread
Not one but two tilters tonight mes amis. For non-fans of these teams this might be a bit difficult but I’m going to give it…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!
Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites…
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Your 2023 Miami Dolphins Preview.
Alright folks, I’m going to level with you. Over the past three weeks, I’ve had my fair share of mishaps. First, I injured my…
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Burdened with Glorious Purpose: 2023 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2022 PREDICTION: 9-8 2022 REALITY: 13-3! (No record for Cincy game, on account of Damar Hamlin temporarily dying) From last year’s Preview: There…
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Your Very First Monday Nighter of the Season Open Thread
Only 18 more of these to go and yes, they will go by quickly. By the last one you’ll be making New Year’s resolutions…
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“Just the one game? I’ll take it!” Your Sunday Night NFL Exhibition Game Open Thread
As of this dodgy writing the game is still on, Hurricane Hilary not being quite as hawkish as her other namesake. Congrats to ladies…
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Saturday Late Night Open Thread – Tropical Storm! Edition
It’s all the Democrats’ fault, of course. Los Ángeles has been cruising along for over 80 years with nothing more than an atmospheric river…
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Your “Gimmee That Sweet, Sweet Preseason Action!” NFL Exhibition Open Thread
First thing I should mention is that I hope our brethren on the Leftest of Coasts have buckled down the hatches and are as…