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First Proper JV NFL Slate of 2023 Today!
With the dreaded Lesser Footy international break upon us, one is especially thankful for the much improved Week 2 JV NFL slate. Without further…
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Sexy Friday – 20230908
TGIF! Football is back! But none tonight, just the JV variety, plus some hot semi tennis action. Unless you have Spectrum, then you get…
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“At Bloody Long Last!” Your Very First Real Game of the 2023/24 Season
I feel the same way every year-excited to see the season running on all cylinders (much like Brick) and a wee bit anxious, knowing…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: ‘Twas the Night Before Football…
‘Twas the night before football,And all through the site… I’m gonna not start that, or else I’m gonna spend my work hours trying to…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 20” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Mostly Hinged Titans Preview (2023) and Week 1 (Woo Hoo!) Open Thread
First of all, happy LaboUr Day. I hope you have a totally, not-communist holiday experience, unlike those inopportune May Days over at Michael Flynn’s.…
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Hippo Nighttime in 2023 BEGINS!
Welcome to my diseased brain. Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. Tips in any form of opium are accepted…
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Sexy Friday – 20230901
TGIF! And it’s Labor Day weekend! Also, JV NFL is back! There’s currently a war going on to claim the title of Miami. Good…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We’re Almost There!
Eight days to Opening Night! It’s a little strange that the last preseason week now gives almost two weeks before the season starts, because…
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Your Very Last NFL Exhibition Game Open Thread
I’m a bit kerfuffled in that I thought that the preseason sked always finished on the Saturday night. But here we are with a…