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Prem Week el Segundo – Open Thread
Did everybody enjoy week one? I mean, a home loss ain’t never a great start…but at least Everton tried to play football. A bit…
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Sexy Friday – 20230818
TGIF! What a weekend we have ahead! Week 2 of the NFL preseason is underway, now featuring some starters. Although last night’s “game” was…
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“Browns! Eagles!” And A Thursday Night NFL Exhibition Game Open Thread
We may see some shenanigans early in this tilt because these guys did not play nice together earlier in the week. So there’s that.…
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MRSA MRSA MAAAAAN: 2023 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2022 PREDICTION: Optimistic 2022 REALITY: Bad, but good enough for the NFC South title Coming off a 13-4 season and a close loss to…
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Can’t We Just Hit “Simulate Season”?: 2023 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2022 PREDICTION: Bad 2022 REALITY: Worse (but not bad enough) The Carolina Panthers. They have been in the league for nearly 30 years, and…
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Your Mid-Afternoon Lazy Sunday NFL Exhibition Football Open Thread
There’s only two tilts today but thankfully the scheduling wizards didn’t have them going at it at the same time. I like small victories.…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – Preseason Football Starts! Edition
Scotchy kills hobos for our amusement on the football open threads. What would you like for me to do and relate to you? Because…
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And So It Begins! Footy Renewed
We kicked off the Premier League under Boo-urnley’s Friday Night Lights. What is the bestest reality check for the confident champions of the Championship?…
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Sexy Friday – 20230811
TGIF! Football is back with almost a full schedule too! On a Friday! No doubt conditioning us for an almost full week of football…
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Your Title-Stretching Thursday Night NFL Exhibition Double Header (Now With More Rookies and Retreads!) Open Thread
Welcome heroes and heroin! Before we dip our toes into the game intros let’s scan the NFL news that is masquerading as a crimebeat…