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Your Ravens/Bengals Wild Card Game Open Thread
Well, two down and one more to go. To The Game! Ravens/Bengals: -According to Schefter, that strategy that never, ever works may be employed…
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Your Giants/Vikings Wild Card Game Open Thread
It’s otherwise known as the Scotchy/Yeah right Darby For The Ages. I hope for the sake of his sanity that my esteemed opponent can…
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Your Very First Wild Card Playoff Game of Sunday Open Thread
Well, that was unexpected, actually expected last night. The Chargers are truly a cursed team that will squander any break they’ve been given. They…
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Your Chargers/Jags Wild Card Game Open Thread
Let’s get right to it- To The Game! Chargers/Jaguars: -Christian Kirk ended the season as the league’s yards leader from the slot. Weirdly, LA’s…
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Your Seattle/San Fran Wild Card Game Open Thread
Hey bettors, thinking about laying money on the Bills tomorrow? I stumbled upon this nugget during my wanderings-home teams favored by 9+ in the…
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Post Self-Justification Lesser Footy Thread
Every January, to my great discomfort, I am summoned to justify my continued existence within the law firm. It’s like somebody decided, “hey, we…
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Sexy Friday – 20220113
TGIF! The first full week of work this year thankfully done and dusted. And my racist workplace expects me to work on Monday! But…
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Your “The Playoffs are Coming!” Thursday Night Open Thread
I’m ready. Footballing Stuff: -Derek Carr confirming what everyone in the land knew already, said his goodbyes to Vegas and the dregs of people…
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Your 2021* BattleBots Beaties! (Sponsored by Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo)
Hey, as long as they come out before I start writing about new season, I’ll take it. So, you know, just in the nick…
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Celebrating Afrikan-American Monday with the Bloodeyes Gang!
Tonight, we crown a JV NFL shempion. Neither side is even evil, which makes for a nice change of paces. All in on the…
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