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Your Ravens/Bengals Wild Card Game Open Thread

Well, two down and one more to go. To The Game! Ravens/Bengals: -According to Schefter, that strategy that never, ever works may be employed…

It’s otherwise known as the Scotchy/Yeah right Darby For The Ages. I hope for the sake of his sanity that my esteemed opponent can…

Well, that was unexpected, actually expected last night. The Chargers are truly a cursed team that will squander any break they’ve been given. They…

Let’s get right to it- To The Game! Chargers/Jaguars: -Christian Kirk ended the season as the league’s yards leader from the slot. Weirdly, LA’s…

Hey bettors, thinking about laying money on the Bills tomorrow? I stumbled upon this nugget during my wanderings-home teams favored by 9+ in the…

Every January, to my great discomfort, I am summoned to justify my continued existence within the law firm. It’s like somebody decided, “hey, we…

TGIF! The first full week of work this year thankfully done and dusted. And my racist workplace expects me to work on Monday! But…

I’m ready. Footballing Stuff: -Derek Carr confirming what everyone in the land knew already, said his goodbyes to Vegas and the dregs of people…

Hey, as long as they come out before I start writing about new season, I’ll take it. So, you know, just in the nick…

Tonight, we crown a JV NFL shempion. Neither side is even evil, which makes for a nice change of paces. All in on the…