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Your “We Are All…, You Know The Drill” AFC Champagne-ship Game Open Thread
My diary is filled with various loving tributes to the many, many blades I have in my collection. (Thankfully, no one talks about Knife…
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Your “And Then There Were Only Three” NFC Champeenship Game Open Thread
But scrotchnat, you slur through your 5th mimosa, there’s two teams playing and four teams remaining. You can’t count worth a McFiggins! Well, you got…
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Your Saturday Evening Open Thread & Musical Retrospective
Hi everyone, It’s 2019, and my first Saturday evening post of the year. Last year, I tried each week to feature a song with…
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Your “Is It A Catch?” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s Conference Championship Weekend, folks. There will be bad calls. There will be delays for video reviews. And you will be pissed off. And…
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Your “The Calm Before The Storm” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The odds are out for this weekend’s games: Chiefs (-3) Saints (-3.5) both over/unders were 56/56.5 when I checked this morning. The…
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Your “The Offseason = Beef Season” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: And now it begins in the mainstream: Bruce Arians called Antonio Brown a “diva”. Florio is weighing options over at PFT. AB…
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Your “All Signs Point To Evil Afoot” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bears are going to take a run at Kareem Hunt. Matt Nagy knows him from working with Hunt in 2017 when…
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Your “Losing Money I Never Had & Wasn’t Mine SUCKS!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: In a rare bit of Cardinals good news, Larry Fitzgerald is going to take time & decide on coming back. If he…
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Your “You Win Some, You Taysom” NFC Playoff Open Thread
Speaking of which, I think we should all take two years off from our current responsibilities and dig an irrigation ditch in Ghana. WHOSE…
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Your “You Can’t Do That On Television!” AFC Playoff Game Open Thread
Fallout: -T.O. opened up his bridge-burner again and to no one’s surprise threw hc Garrett under the bus for having the gall to lose…