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Your “What Did You Think Would Happen?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, that was quick: former Bengal George Iloka has signed with the Vikings. It’s a one-year deal, terms undisclosed. Mike Zimmer was his…
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Your “Oh Right, Waiting IS The Hardest Part” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: After a penalty-filled game against the Swaguars, Vikings coach Mike Zimmer said the new helmet rule “will cost people jobs”. When reached…
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Your “I Guess Preseason Gets Exciting Next Week?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bengals have released safety George Iloka. Iloka is due $5.3 million in salary and roster bonuses this season, and it appears…
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Your “How Do I Do This Again?” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Well, I’m back from vacation. Two weeks in Scotland, with visits to six distilleries & one round of golf at Carnoustie. I hope to…
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Your “Dane You Mont to the Football Day” Saturday Night Football Open Thread
See? I can talk all kinds of fancy when the mood urges me! Do you like urges? I like them. They crawl into your…
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Your Saturday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Well, what have we got here? Looks like a double-header-each of which could be interesting in different ways. The Jags and Vikes will be…
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Your “Starting Units Wandering Into The Second Quarter? Do Tell!” Friday Night Football Open Thread
So my oldest sonny boy has shown an interest in cooking so I got him a few “Hello Fresh” thingies. He said he was…
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Your “Will The Football Get Better? Only Slightly, Son, Only Slightly” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The best thing about hot and swampy mid-August as far as my brain box is concerned? We’re that much closer to the most wonderful…
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Your “Can You Stop Testing My Breaking Point?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Quick NFL Hits: Nick Foles doesn’t care that Tawmmy didn’t shake his hand after the Superb Owl Why should he? He’s the one that…
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Your “It’s Tuesday Which Means…At Least It’s not Monday????” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Wow, what a day. I ended a relationship and got accused of hit and run. OK, for the record, those two things are unrelated. …
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