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Your “Quick & Dirty Because I’m Slow & Dirty” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Sorry – the pre-school year meetings took more time than I thought, so if this is published on time please forgive the errors. NFL…
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Your “Does It Mean More Bye Weeks Too?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Larry Fitzgerald is one of three Arizona sports stars to be a part of John McCain’s funeral & final “fuck you” to…
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Your “It’s Starting To Take Shape” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: OBJ got paid! A five year, $95 million extension to his current deal. When tacked on, it’s actually a new deal that…
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Your “Hey! It’s Almost Monday!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Geez, those boos really hurt, guys. I’m just pointing out the obvious. Some more games were played last night. Let’s have a look. -Not…
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Your “Cincy vs Buffalo, I Wouldn’t Even Watch This In Regular Season So Why Am I Watching It Now?” Midday Sunday Thread Of Apathy
Yeah, some signals got crossed. So there’s not going to be much here. Sorry, not sorry. But that’s good because you don’t want me…
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Your “Saturday Night’s Alright For…You Know” Open Thread
Actually, I’m not much of a fighter. I’m more of a lover… hmm that’s not really correct either. I’ve always found that to be…
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Your Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
There were games played yesterday and there are observations of players to be made. Here goes: Case Keenum was presentable. (12 of 18) AP…
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Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Open Thread
Hi there commentists I hope you’re not too hungover today. Sadly, I will miss this week’s action as I’ll be driving 9 hours to…
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Your “This Is The Mostest Football Yer Gonna Get” Friday Night Open Thread
Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. Spread your wings, preseason football, show ’em what you got. This is the best quality you’ll get as most starters…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[kid’s entertainer walks onto stage to rabid applause] Entertainer: “HELLO OUT THERE, ALL MY LITTLE POOPSTERS!” Audience: “HELLO CAPTAIN SHITSTAIN!” C-Stain: “Oh! It’s so…