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Your Friday Night Open Thread / Weekend Homework Assignment
So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking…
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Your “O Frabjous Day! Callooh! Callay!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Look at me over here, chortling with joy. Man, this takes me back to high school and my first girlie friend. After a few…
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Your Regular Season Eve Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: When asked about Le’Veon Bell’s continued absence, Big Ben found the first bus he could: “Football is the ultimate team sport. One…
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Your “Back To Everything” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Man, going back to work sucks. NFL News: Le’Veon Bell is still a ghost at the Steelers facility, and he hasn’t yet signed his…
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Your “Greatest Hits Albums Are For Housewives and Little Girls” Monday Evening Open Thread
Happy Labour Day. It’s the final day of the three-day weekend in Canada. I don’t know how many Americans get it off as well.…
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Your “I’m Tired Of Waiting” Sunday Evening Open Thread
It’s a holiday weekend in Canada, and I’ve got nothing much to say because I may or may not be casually liquored. There’s a…
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Your “I Don’t Care If The Money’s No Good” Saturday Evening NCAA Football Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VShpcqd3zE But I’m guessing the players might. Enough of that commie Libtard stuff – ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF EVERYONE FELLATING ‘BAMA?!…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread or When Will Mourinho get fired already?
It’s been one heck of a couple of weeks for ole Grumpy Pants. First, United lost to something called Brighton Hove and Albion: Then,…
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Your Labour Day Weekend Friday Night Open Thread
So, we all slept in until the crack of noon, immediately cracked open a beer, and then scratched our asses to our hearts’ content, …
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Your “The Roster, The Practice Squad or The Street-It’s Your Choice” Thursday Night NFL Pre-Season Windup Open Thread
Of course, as a player you might be just fine talent-wise but your contract might not be to management’s liking. Or perhaps you’ve got…