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The 2018 Miami Dolphins Preview: Where Hope goes to Die
Do you like the national anthem controversy? Well then I have a team for you! In a desperate act to get people to stop…
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Your “Where My Southpaws At?” Monday Evening Thread
(Banner image via Brawl in the Family.) Thaaaat’s right, today is August 13th, which is International Left-Handers Day! No, I’m not joking, there’s a…
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Your “The Pre-Season Zombie-Like Apathy Is Palpable” Sunday Evening Open Thread
The first weekend of Pre-Season Footbaw seems to have taken its toll. Some folks (us) seem sort of apathetic. But it also seems to…
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Saturday Night’s Alright FOAR…Keenum Vengeance!
I suppose maybe other things are going on in the universe tonight, but all Commentist Party eyes will no doubt be on Donks WOO!…
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Your “It’s Friday. Let’s Eat And Drink And Drug Like The Champs We Are” Friday Night Football Open Thread
It’s shitty preseason ball and a couple of shitty teams are involved in this double-header. Call it “un-beautiful symmetry”, maybe? Whatever, my eyebulbs are…
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HAWT PRESEASON AXXSHUN! Thursday Night
WEEK ONE OF THE PRESEASON WOOOOOOOOOO…. Who’s ready to watch sixth-round draft picks from Middle Tennessee State run into undrafted guys from Cal-Poly and…
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An Open Thread for Wednesday – A Tale of Magic and Wonder
OK, I lied. There’s no tale of wonder and/or magic here. It’s a random-assed Wednesday in August. The most exciting thing in sports tonight…
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Hard Knocks Season Premier and Tuesday Night Open Thread.
Hot diggity damn y’all! It’s premier night for Hard Knocks on HBO! While many folks will bitch and moan about the repetition, the tired…
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Your “It’s Right There!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Is OBJ gonna get paaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiddddddd? Apparently the Giants are working with his agent to make him the highest paid wideout in the…
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Your “Oh They’re Comin’” Open Thread
Preseason starts this week and I’TS ABOUT DAMN TIME. The lack of NFL games is a dizzying emptiness. And if you’re a fan, you…