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Tuesday Night Holyshittheresalotofbasketball Thread
It’s so much fun to see Dook having a “bad” season. It brings us great joy. Of course, those dickblocks will probably land a…
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MLK Day Night Thread For #ALLLIVESMATTER
Don’t you love when white men solve racism on their own? It’s a beautiful thing. Now, if they could only get around to paying…
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Your “Oh Look, Another Blowout” AFC Semi-Final Open Thread
Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting…
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Your “City of Charlotte Shuts Down For The Game And Nobody Notices” Open Thread
After watching Arizony blurp their way to victory yesterday I’m saying that the winner of this game is the NFC champ. It looks like…
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Your “Run, Olivia Munn-It’s A Trap!” NFC Division Semi-Final Open Thread
Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having…
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Your [gets down on knees] “Please Chiefs, Just This Once!” Playoff Game Open Thread
Reporter: “The stakes are pretty high here, aren’t they?” Coach Reid: [rolls eyes] “Of course they are-three quarters of an inch at the very…
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Divisional Weekend Eve! Live Thread
Ah, the night before the NFL’s second round. The night before NFL’s Elite Eight is eventually dwindled to its Final Four. Hopes, dreams, and…
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Your Thursday Night Open Post
So we’re 14 days into 2016 and I have an uncomfortable question to ask…how are your New Year’s resolutions coming along? First things first,…
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Go West, Young Chip
Wellllllll…. this should be interesting… Charles E. “Chip” Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when…
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Your Wednesday Night Open Thread
It is a crazy thin night watchable pro-sports-wise. The NBA is throwing OKC and GS up against the wall. The NHL has countered with…
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