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2017 Quotables — Week 8 Results
SCENE: Deep in the #Content mines of DFO, a group of trained monkeys–I mean DFO writers–are shackled to their typewriters. Someone gave tWBS a…
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2017 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)
Happy Halloween, DFO! Did you know that many Americans live in an alternate timeline where Hillary Clinton is apparently more powerful than the President…
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2017 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)
I complained reported Tuesday that my weekend slate of games featured 14 total points by losing teams. With WAS putting up 24 on MNF…
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2017 Quotables – Week 7 (Submissions)
As I complained in the comments yesterday, my Sunday viewing slate was ARI/RAMMIT, NYG/SEA, NE/ATL. The total number of points scored by losing teams…
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2017 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)
I hear TNF was quite the event last night. Outside of the Color Rush uniforms, I know everyone likes to rip on TNF but…
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2017 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)
As is the cool thing to talk about on here, I planned to watch pretty much no football this weekend. I was gonna be…
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2017 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)
So I guess the Eagles then…good team, huh? That defense sure looks scary and the offense….it clicks. Probably all credit for that goes to…
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2017 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)
I’d be critical of the NFL for a slate of really bad games this week…but I don’t want to be accused of not supporting…
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2017 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)
So that, above, is the silhouette of Miami’s mascot, T.D.. I swear, there is nothing about that organization that doesn’t just feel completely lazy.…
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2017 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)
First, lotta discrepancies in power rankings between the major sites. The top some but the bottom is seriously an eight-team frenzy. Say what you…