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2016 Quotables (Week 8 – Results)
Whoops — forgot to put this baby on the schedule. So….uh…..yeah. Here are your Week 8 Quotables results.
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2016 Quotables (Week 8 – Submissions)
Halfway point, bitches! Now, go ahead and stop me if you predicted all of the following for the midpoint of the season: The NFC East…
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2016 Quotables (Week 7 – Results)
[Thanks to R-T-Deadly for this weeks silhouettes] Week 7 results, folks, and while some of us are just hitting our stride, others are putting…
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2016 Quotables (Week 7 – Submissions)
Hey yeah so…….sorry about the delay on Quotables this week. I do have a non-[DFO] job that has been eating up my time and,…
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2016 Quotables (Week 6 – Results)
Respectable commentist performances from another week of low-ratings football. You people are dark though. No wonder sifting through this group’s weekly input pushed Ape to…
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2016 Quotables (Week 6 – Submissions)
Remember in the Cardinals preview when I told you not to pick David Johnson early in your fantasy draft? Well, I also said that team…
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2016 Quotables (Week 5 – Results)
Another week, another batch of tweet-sized brilliance. As someone who has gets to go through the pile of Quotables submissions, I can see many…
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2016 Quotables (Week 5 – Submissions)
As far as Quotables is concerned, Week 5 proved that the NFL is most definitely still a quarterback-driven league. And, when quarterbacks can’t get…
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2016 Quotables (Week 4)
Well….so…..yeah. That was a Week 4 of NFL football. I watched a depressing amount of the London game and pretty much the entire depressing America’s…
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2016 Quotables (Week 2 – Results)
Apologies for the delay in getting these done and online! Another great round of submissions last week, and I’ll be sure to get the…
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