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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2022
Hippo and Other Hippo wish a Happy Halloween to our myriad child-age readers, as well as y’all over-enthusiastic adults. Git off-a mah lawn. I don’t…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2022 Season
Things happened yesterday. Let’s discuss some of them! Remember how competent Matty Ice was last week? Well, fucking forget it. Don T’s Suddenly Quite Perky…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2022 Season
Holy bananacakes, even if you expect the unexpected…Sunday was quite the surprise. And mostly in a good/fun way, for once! At 1-4 and staring…
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Guttersnipe
The only thing better than true happiness is absolutely not giving a shit. This truth we, the nihilist association of something or other, hold…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2022 Season
So, what did everyone think? Seems like the day really peaked early (apparently Q-aaron had a bitchy little fit in the locker room, even),…
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The Cozy Simplicity of Crises: a Wednesday Motivational
Let’s assume, just for a moment, that you are impatient or neurotic (quite a stretch, oh yeah). Imagine you are hungry and you extend…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2022 Season
I freely admit to struggles with motivation this week. NC State put its heart and soul into Saturday night, and came up short (like…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2022 Season
The first two weeks of an NFL season always seem kind of random to me (even if 2022 has taken that to a way…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2022 Season
One might have imagined a reversion to normalcy, after a chaotic-as-fuck Week One. One would be wrong. Better type this shit up before my…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2022 Season
Holy mother of fuck, do I ever love football. Even if this most glorious 9/11 opening slate broke my brain. Which it most certainly…