As as with most things in life, I'm tardy in bringing this to you. But last week I went to the Bears-Lions game with Lady BFC (not sure that name is gonna work for her), my sister, and a buddy from elementary school. No, not an eight year old, dude,
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ALL HAIL BLEERGH: Your 2016 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. - NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [A full moon shines over the night sky at Gillette Stadium, as an eerie quiet settles over the sleepy town of Foxborough, MA.] [No wind blows, and no streetlights shine. All is pitch dark, and an image slowly fades into focus as the viewer's eyes
Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. So, I've got some bad news. Somehow yous has allowed me
Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:Oh what a tangled
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2022 Season
I freely admit to struggles with motivation this week. NC State put its heart and soul into Saturday night, and came up short (like always, at least since 1983). And of course, the NFL-assisted-attempted murder of Tua on Thursday. PS - You want to see The Shield squirm? NFLPA should
Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Today's write up will be brief as I'm writing this intro after
Subsequent GTD reflections
So, good news and bad news. First is that we're still going to have a weekly recap of the bestestestest comments by you fine folk. The bad news is that the new authoUr of this series is GTD and his warped sense of, well, everything will be pickering the comments.
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2019 Season
Despite the very ending of the late window - this was a really great FITBAW Sunday (otherwise). Let's not let that spoil things! [Closed Captioning for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church of The Immaculate Suzy, Rev. Mayhem presiding] We had Most Glorious Scorinami [a unique scoring combination never before recorded
CrimeBeat!: Special #Hardtime in #Hardland Edition
Well shit. Here I was, all proud of myself for getting The Deacon all snugged up in his pajamas and into his Baby Jail for the night without waking him up. It was the end of the third quarter and I hadn't been able to pay attention other than to
Eagles At The Bye: “The Gang Sticks To Sports”
Good day, loyal DFOers! Litre_Cola, Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy here with the Eagles at the bye post. We all know what happened to Deadspin and this is a sports site, so before we get censored by our Puerto Rican overlords - we will stick to sports. Have you seen the paper towel
CrimeBeat!: An Existential Quandre Edition
It's that time again- time to examine the biggest NFL felonies (real or metaphorical) of the last couple of days weeks (gimme a break, new fatherhood is a bitch). It's CrimeBeat! and you will listen to EVERY LAST WORD I SAY! ACCUSED: Corbyn Nyemah CHARGE: Attempted Home Invasion, Property Damage, Cuckoldry Who is
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2019 Season
Yes, we assemble together again. Another season, knowing the ending is gonna suuuuuccccckkkk. But there is familiarity in routine, and really, there is no substitute for the beautiful, mathematical violence that is professional football. And wouldn't you know - we get treated right away to a game like Fuck Lions/Qardinals (hat