Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. So, as I mentioned on the weekend, I got
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2022
Hippo and Other Hippo wish a Happy Halloween to our myriad child-age readers, as well as y'all over-enthusiastic adults. Git off-a mah lawn. I don't think anyone will lament over a lack of scoring or fantasy stardom THIS week. I mean, except That's Rikki's Raiders! - travelling to the Bayou and coming back
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Edge of History
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYhP9iZHss Whoever it was who liked my RNG goddesses Anna joke from way back when, here's another Fire Emblem joke. You're welcome. No, I said the edge of history, goddammit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBMdLj0bx8g No word on whether they steal the Declaration of Independence. …Not quite. Fuck it, start again. So last week you may have mentioned I un-errored
DOOR FLIES 30PEN: The Musical Evolution of Balls
ED. NOTE: Welcome to Door Flies 30pen. Due to the scarcity of remaining Request Line Topics (we've already done 180 different themes), we’re launching a new feature to examine the musical evolution of the various members of the DFO writing staff. Each of us will be sharing 30 songs from
Sexy Friday – Last Friday of January 2022
Thanks to Spur and what he himself called "Beefcake Saturday", we have a TON of sexy pictures for you tonight! *** New Year Resolutions Update! Goal Número Uno – Fitness Last year, I achieved my goal of getting below 20% body fat and keeping it there. My goal this year is to get jacked
A Modester Proposal: DFO Buys the Denver Broncos (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought I could renew my drivers license in less than two hours. No, this dream can come true. WILL come true. DFO is going to buy the Denver Broncos. It sort
Sexy Friday New Year’s Eve 2021 Edition
It is the last day of 2021! We made it! As this post publishes, the New Year is beginning in The Azores, so Feliz Ano Novo! That can also be translated in Spanish as Happy New Anus so I feel that's perfectly appropriate. Our European pals are already in the
Sexy Friday, Mexican Independence Day Weekend 2021 edition
Technically, Mexican Independence Day was earlier this week, but I can guarantee you that Mexican neighborhoods in your neck of the wood will be partying heavy this weekend. Which coincides perfectly with the girls that you guys chose to post a couple of weeks ago! Today's pictorial features
Well, Back Up the Hill We Go: Your New York Jets Preview
Hey, nice of us to pop back in the Greek underworld for a bit! Senor Weaselo and Hades are currently mid-bottle of wine (white, Senor can't drink red) and mid-conversation about… something. Senor Weaselo: Anyway, I'm saying you might be able to capitalize on this. Hades, lord of the Greek underworld: Senor,
Sexy Friday: Oh Yeah
Balls of Steel and Fury is off tonight, tending to the most dreaded of afflictions for web folks: Real Life-itis. It happens. Whether it’s an issue at work, with family, or an Ay papi estoy bien bellaca text, sometimes you gotta take care of… Stuff. You got to respect that, through and
Your Second Round of NFL Games Open Thread
One blowout, one sorta interesting tilt and one helluva slugfest (though it could go blowout as well). Seems like a typical 4 O' Clocker in there's not much choice. TO THE GAMES! Jets/Rams: Who are you taking-Aaron Donald's league-dominating 75 pressures or the Jets 31st ranked O-line? Rb Akers has a stranglehold on
The D of S, Cerchio Tre
Place: Just inside the Third Circle of Hell Time: About five minutes after BALLS carried TWBS out of the Second Circle of Hell. TWBS slowly regains consciousness after having fainted. TWBS: Whut, where am I? BALLS: You are in the Third Circle of Hell. TWBS: What happened? BALLS: Despite me